I Voted Democrat

[colbaltblue52]

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

 

[Dr. T. Sanchez]

You married your horse? I want to marry my dog. Where do I apply for THAT license? My dog is HOT, by the way.

 

[tigerbob]

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

You should name the source when you cut and paste something.

 

[Dr. T. Sanchez]

I'm a Mormon; can I now legally marry my six wives that the fascistic government has been disallowing me from doing?

 

[toomuchtime_]

You married your horse? I want to marry my dog. Where do I apply for THAT license? My dog is HOT, by the way.

You want to marry a hotdog?

 

[toomuchtime_]

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

You should name the source when you cut and paste something.

He can't. He's only put up 7 posts.

 

[dilloduck]

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

You should name the source when you cut and paste something.

He can't. He's only put up 7 posts.

he ? I thought a woman would marry her horse .

 

[Annie]

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

You should name the source when you cut and paste something.

He can't. He's only put up 7 posts.

It's not difficult. Lots of hits, this was top:

Liberty For All » Blog Archive » Why I’m going to vote Democrat in November

 

[tigerbob]

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

You should name the source when you cut and paste something.

He can't. He's only put up 7 posts.

He can name it, even if he can't link it.

Hmmm, there seem to be multiple versions, unless he changed the order...

conservative voice of reason: Why I Voted Democrat

 

[toomuchtime_]

You should name the source when you cut and paste something.

He can't. He's only put up 7 posts.

he ? I thought a woman would marry her horse .

I saw that film, and then the horse has an affair with her gay brother. In the end, as it were, the horse runs off with a really hot bulldog, but is caught flirting with a very foolish pigeon. It's all told in flashbacks from the horse's point of view and the part about the pigeon is terrible to watch.

 

[AllieBaba]

I want multiple husbands, all with their own households and paying support to me and my children from my previous relationship; and in addition I want a bigger welfare check and more foodstamps.

Go Obama.

Oh yeah, and I also want a wife. Or a slave. Whichever the government will provide.

 

[colbaltblue52]

It was an email I got so I didn't have a link, sorry.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

I voted Democrat because I believe that everyone should the right to commit to a relationship with whomever they choose as long as those engaged are consenting adults. So you can't marry your horse. Your reactionary argument isn't rational.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. And because I don't trust large corporations which do little for the sake of public health or the environment, but I think the government can be influenced by we the people to do a better job of looking out for our interests than a corporation whose only interest is the bottom line.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money you earn than you would. Not that a Democrat-run government is socialism or even close to it. But I'd rather ignorant people have less control over their country than those actually involved in it. Idealistic? Yes. But so what? Its better than living in a world where there is no hope of a better life.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is hurt by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I hope that the people of the Middle East whom we've treated so poorly will become more amenable because they now think we'll be more willing to come to a better understanding with them. Thereby reducing the level of anti-Americanism in those cultures. I hope for world peace and think that this country has the best chance of leading, by example, the rest of the world in that direction.

I voted Democrat because you might be too irresponsible to own a gun, and there isn't as much need as you perceive for protection against murderers and thieves. You are far more likely to die in a car accident or from cancer or heart disease. Quit worrying and living in fear.

I voted Democrat because I believe that meteorologists can't tell us if it will rain on Friday but nobel laureate scientists CAN tell us that the polar ice caps might melt away in ten years if you don't stop driving your superfluous SUV which pollutes the air I breathe.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of non-sentient fetuses so long as we don't decide which sentient human beings live and which should die.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves at the detriment of society and the environment. They need to be fined or jailed when their business practices harm people directly or indirectly, i.e. through environmental degradation.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. This doesn't even happen. This argument is ludicrous.

I voted Democrat because I think that there will always be people who don't work, but to keep crime at a low level we should ensure that poverty remains at a low level. And that children of impoverished parents shouldn't have to suffer because their parents won't or don't work.

I voted Democrat because I think that its wrong that the wealthiest 1% percent controls the other 99%.

I voted Democrat because I think that the middling conservative culture of the US is unfair, unjust, ignorant, and unaware of the real threats to human life and civilization.

I voted Democrat because of how well soclialized medicine works and how privatized medicine doesn't.

I voted Democrat because I think that our quality of life is less when the environment is polluted and natural resources are being used up so that some already wealthy people can become even wealthier.

p.s. I'm not a Democrat.

 

[editec]

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

That's unnature.

An ass like you should not breed with horses.

 

[AllieBaba]

I voted Democrat because I believe that everyone should the right to commit to a relationship with whomever they choose as long as those engaged are consenting adults. So you can't marry your horse. Your reactionary argument isn't rational.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. And because I don't trust large corporations which do little for the sake of public health or the environment, but I think the government can be influenced by we the people to do a better job of looking out for our interests than a corporation whose only interest is the bottom line.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money you earn than you would. Not that a Democrat-run government is socialism or even close to it. But I'd rather ignorant people have less control over their country than those actually involved in it. Idealistic? Yes. But so what? Its better than living in a world where there is no hope of a better life.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is hurt by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I hope that the people of the Middle East whom we've treated so poorly will become more amenable because they now think we'll be more willing to come to a better understanding with them. Thereby reducing the level of anti-Americanism in those cultures. I hope for world peace and think that this country has the best chance of leading, by example, the rest of the world in that direction.

I voted Democrat because you might be too irresponsible to own a gun, and there isn't as much need as you perceive for protection against murderers and thieves. You are far more likely to die in a car accident or from cancer or heart disease. Quit worrying and living in fear.

I voted Democrat because I believe that meteorologists can't tell us if it will rain on Friday but nobel laureate scientists CAN tell us that the polar ice caps might melt away in ten years if you don't stop driving your superfluous SUV which pollutes the air I breathe.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of non-sentient fetuses so long as we don't decide which sentient human beings live and which should die.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves at the detriment of society and the environment. They need to be fined or jailed when their business practices harm people directly or indirectly, i.e. through environmental degradation.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. This doesn't even happen. This argument is ludicrous.

I voted Democrat because I think that there will always be people who don't work, but to keep crime at a low level we should ensure that poverty remains at a low level. And that children of impoverished parents shouldn't have to suffer because their parents won't or don't work.

I voted Democrat because I think that its wrong that the wealthiest 1% percent controls the other 99%.

I voted Democrat because I think that the middling conservative culture of the US is unfair, unjust, ignorant, and unaware of the real threats to human life and civilization.

I voted Democrat because of how well soclialized medicine works and how privatized medicine doesn't.

I voted Democrat because I think that our quality of life is less when the environment is polluted and natural resources are being used up so that some already wealthy people can become even wealthier.

p.s. I'm not a Democrat.

So what you're saying is that you voted democrat because you're an idiot?

 

[Coloradomtnman]

So what you're saying is that you voted democrat because you're an idiot?

No. I voted Democrat because you are.

 

[AllieBaba]

You voted democrat because you want to control the actions of others without employing a democratic process to do it.

Because you think you're better.

Bravo. Not only are you an idiot, you're a fascist as well.

The two generally go hand in hand.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

You voted democrat because you want to control the actions of others without employing a democratic process to do it.

Because you think you're better.

Bravo. Not only are you an idiot, you're a fascist as well.

The two generally go hand in hand.

Okay... That's a lot to infer from my posts. So I gather that I'm a fascist and an idiot, and you're a mind reader?

Well, whatever you want to believe, go for it, because I'm sure there's nothing anyone can do, especially me whose opinion in your own perception you've already delegitimated, that would change or open your mind.

Keep the faith!

 

[Newby]

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is hurt by it.


Unbelievable.

 

[Modbert]

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is hurt by it.


Unbelievable.

What's unbelievable about it?