I Voted Democrat

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    I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

    I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

    I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

    I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
     
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    You married your horse? I want to marry my dog. Where do I apply for THAT license? My dog is HOT, by the way.
     
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    You should name the source when you cut and paste something.
     
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    I'm a Mormon; can I now legally marry my six wives that the fascistic government has been disallowing me from doing?
     
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    You want to marry a hotdog?
     
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    He can't. He's only put up 7 posts.
     
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    he ? I thought a woman would marry her horse .
     
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    It's not difficult. Lots of hits, this was top:

    Liberty For All » Blog Archive » Why I’m going to vote Democrat in November
     
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    He can name it, even if he can't link it.

    Hmmm, there seem to be multiple versions, unless he changed the order...

    conservative voice of reason: Why I Voted Democrat
     
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    I saw that film, and then the horse has an affair with her gay brother. In the end, as it were, the horse runs off with a really hot bulldog, but is caught flirting with a very foolish pigeon. It's all told in flashbacks from the horse's point of view and the part about the pigeon is terrible to watch.
     

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