I think you're the father of one of my kids!

[asaratis]

I Think
> You're The Father of One of My
> Kids...'A guy
> goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman
> waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'>He's
> rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
> her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which
> she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my
> kids.'Now his
> mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
> unfaithful to his wife.So he
> asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that
> I made love to on the pool
> table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery?'She looks
> into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your
> son's teacher.'

 

[Moonglow]

Duh-oh!