I think it may be time for a divorce...

Abbey Normal

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Now THERE'S a couple that knows how to fight! Tue Mar 14, 9:36 AM ET

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on Monday.

In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, Milenio said.

Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of Yucatan arrested Espinosa. Contreras was taken to hospital with third-degree burns.

A local police official confirmed the report but declined to provide further information.

In the violence-filled movie about the fictional Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other.

Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.
 
Abbey Normal said:
Lorena Bobbit accomplished Irma's objective, and didn't even have to suffer any burns in the process. :firing:
She was a woman with a plan. You can't just rush in with your emotions all on fire. You gotta have a plan.
 
mom4 said:
She was a woman with a plan. You can't just rush in with your emotions all on fire. You gotta have a plan.

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