I Think A Power Drill Would Have Been Better

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    Man used saber saw as sex toy on woman

    LEXINGTON PARK --- At 1:30 Sunday morning crews responded to a 27-year-old woman who was bleeding. Firefighters and EMS workers arriving at the home on Rogers Drive, about a block from the Bay District firehouse quickly determined the cause of the woman's distress.

    The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner. The blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

    The injuries were serious enough that the woman was flown by Maryland State Police helicopter to the trauma center at Prince George's Hospital Center.

    St. Mary's County Sheriff's Department officials said they would likely follow up to make sure this was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.

    It is unclear exactly what prompted the experimentation in Southern Maryland, but it appears there are commercial devices sold on the Internet that combine power tools with sex toys that don't present the problems experienced with this home made device.

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    He clearly misinterpreted the term "cyber-sex".
     
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    At least it wasn't a gerbil.

    OH....sorry..wrong sex.
     
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    She could have used a jackhammer...but then I would have had to have been there.
     
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    Holy Cow! talk about stupid people! Eye for an Eye maybe? Geez
     
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    I always thought that would be a good idea.....mounting a Dildo on a Sawsall....WITHOUT THE BLADE!!!!!

    Some people are so retarded....

    I bet she'll be fine though....

    I've witnessed my wife give birth to both of our beautiful children....child birth (as you all know can cause some damage)...temporarily.....so...I'm sure she'll be fine. Very embarassing though.

    Makes me wonder though.....I bet Makita , Dewalt , Ryobi , Stanley , Lowe's , Home Depot etc etc could all start up an "Intimate Tools and Accessories" lines of product.

    "The Jack-hammer"

    "The Hole punch"

    "Tounge and Groove Caulk"

    "The Hose Bib"

    "The Back Hoe"

    "The Washing Machine w/ Benefits" Cums with 25 different spin cycles...

    Im sure some others here could add to this list........
     
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    "The Broomhandle"
     
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    "The Kitchen Sink"

    (Literally...it would be used by those who like to get really messy...helps with easier clean-up)
     
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    Terry Shut the $%$ Up!

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    You know this couple will probably file a lawsuit against the power tool company for not putting a warning label for so called use.
     
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