I support the Ground Zero Mosque... here's why

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    I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

    That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque.

    We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".

    Next door should be a butcher shop that specialises in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special.

    Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy mannequins in the window modelling the goods.

    Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge), its name in flashing neon lights,

    On the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered".
     
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    Jesus Christ, another one of these posts?


    Go ahead. Open all of those things. But I think you'll find that there's no market for Gay nightclubs in the financial district, you'll have some stiff competition from the grocery store already on the corner next door, and eventually you'll figure out that NO ONE CARES.
     
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    They are almost as sickening as "We hate FOX News" posts aren't they?
     
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    Sickening? No, posts on the internet don't make me sick.

    Annoying, Yes. These posts are exactly as annoying as the "We hate FOX News" posts.
     
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    Hey, remember when Americans had a sense of humor? Those were the good old days.

    Fuck off, ya politically correct whining leftie.
     
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    Politically correct? Explain.

    And a joke stops being "funny" after 100 different posters make the same post.
     
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    Link to the other 99?

    Cuz I've just seen one.... both by the same guy... a newby.... So rather than berating the guy, maybe you would be kind enough to just explain about the humor forum.... But no, let's just berate the guy instead.

    You can be such a fucking asshole.
     
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    I apologize for being an asshole. As I said in the other thread, I'm not having the best afternoon, and I'm taking it out on people on the internet, which is something I try not to do.

    I don't have time to search through all the threads and find all the earlier versions of this post - heres one from back in August.

    http://www.usmessageboard.com/2619629-post1.html
     

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