I saw Jesus...

[Big Black Dog]

While I was on vacation, I ate at Captain George's Seafood Buffet in Williamsburg, Va. Right there in the middle of the tray of soft-shelled crabs, I saw the likeness of Jesus. I was shocked. Not that I saw the likeness of Jesus but I saw his likeness in the soft-shelled crabs. I thought it would have been more appropriate if I had of seen his likeness in the fried shrimp or maybe the scallops. Guess the Lord works in mysterious ways.

 

[syrenn]

I saw him too, he cooked my dinner. I know it was him because it said it on his name tag.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Unlikely his image would be on shellfish.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Unlikely his image would be on shellfish.

Why not? He's shown up on toast, steel sheets, Cheetos, Doritos, trees, and on people's doorways.

Why wouldn't He, it's not like He's gonna eat the shellfish.

 

[syrenn]

I work with him.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I work with him.

Ask him to send me the winning Illinois lottery numbers for this week.

 

[syrenn]

I work with him.

Ask him to send me the winning Illinois lottery numbers for this week.

He cooks a mean piece of fish...no loaves though. Not sure about the lottery thing.

 

[Avatar4321]

Will the mocking ever cease?

 

[Mr. H.]

Jesus was crabby with you. You're going to hell.

 

[syrenn]

Will the mocking ever cease?

Who's mocking? jesus one of my best workers.

 

[rdean]

I TOO SAW JESUS:

 

[mudwhistle]

I think I saw him typing on my computer the other day.

 

[Avatar4321]

Will the mocking ever cease?

Who's mocking? jesus one of my best workers.

The more accurate question is, who isn't?

 

[syrenn]

Will the mocking ever cease?

Who's mocking? jesus one of my best workers.

The more accurate question is, who isn't?

Well if they aren't good workers, they get fired