I saw Jesus...

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    While I was on vacation, I ate at Captain George's Seafood Buffet in Williamsburg, Va. Right there in the middle of the tray of soft-shelled crabs, I saw the likeness of Jesus. I was shocked. Not that I saw the likeness of Jesus but I saw his likeness in the soft-shelled crabs. I thought it would have been more appropriate if I had of seen his likeness in the fried shrimp or maybe the scallops. Guess the Lord works in mysterious ways.
     
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    I saw him too, he cooked my dinner. I know it was him because it said it on his name tag. :lol:
     
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    Unlikely his image would be on shellfish.
     
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    Why not? He's shown up on toast, steel sheets, Cheetos, Doritos, trees, and on people's doorways.

    Why wouldn't He, it's not like He's gonna eat the shellfish.
     
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    I work with him.
     
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    Ask him to send me the winning Illinois lottery numbers for this week.
     
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    :lol:

    He cooks a mean piece of fish...no loaves though. Not sure about the lottery thing.
     
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    Will the mocking ever cease?
     
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    Jesus was crabby with you. You're going to hell.
     
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    Who's mocking? jesus one of my best workers.
     

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