I love this kind of story.

[Baruch Menachem]

It is kind of old, but it is still a good one.

84 year old lady finds a burglar in her kitchen. She whacks him into compliance with her crutch and makes him sit in the naughty chair till the cops come by.

She said: "He was right in front of me and he must have thought I would be no match for him.
"But I had my metal crutch with me and it turned into a very useful weapon.
"I lashed out at him with it and as he turned away from me I whacked him four times across the back.

I was brought up with six brothers and put on the boxing gloves to spar with them

"He was stunned and pretending to cry - it was better than going to the pictures.
"He was whimpering and I told him to sit on the kitchen stool and not to move."
Mrs Davies, who has recently recovered from broken ribs, a fractured hip and double pneumonia, dialled 999 and said: "I've just caught a burglar."
"When the police arrived they couldn't believe what I'd done. They were all asking me if I was all right - I told them: 'You're asking the wrong one!'."

There is video of her.

I wouldn't cross her if I were you.

 

[lilbug]

I bet the cops will be laughing about this one for good while. That's hilarious! Bless her heart!