I Like Dogs.

This sums up dogs pretty well:

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I had a Neoplantan lover who split every atom in my body.

God dam, and she was a Catholic to boot.

I suspect she was lapsed but could not find enough breath to question her on the subject.
 
I had a Neoplantan lover who split every atom in my body.

God dam, and she was a Catholic to boot.

I suspect she was lapsed but could not find enough breath to question her on the subject.
I had an epileptic girl friend once, after reading "catch 22" I hid her meds! it was like fucking an unbalanced washing machine on fast spin cycle:eusa_angel:
 
... Australians and sheep, you know.​
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That would be New Zealand.

Down under here in Australia we prefer beer and sport.

While the beer is great, I am a contrarian, which is good for me because it means most Aussie girlfriends and wives are lonely tonight, la de da, de da.
 
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Though I must add the one Maori woman I have ever fucked, fucked me back much harder than I ever knew I could be fucked. I was fucked so hard by this lovely pagan Goddess my balls declared bankruptcy.

No wonder Maori men dance around half naked with their tongues hanging out.
 
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