i know americans hate soccer......but

[CrusaderFrank]

It's like the difference between watching Bob Gibson or Sandy Koufax pitch and win a 1-0 game or a Kansas City and the White Sox play a 14-10 game.

I prefer a game where one little mistake can cost you the game instead of an entire game of batting practice

 

[SwingVoter]

90 minutes of a bunch of guys in shorts running up and down a field to see which one will score. If you're into gay entertainment, why not just go to a Greenwich Village peepshow?