Perhaps someone should DEFINE what a current event is...If you want my opinion, I think the Current Events forum be deleted and people would have to choose between a specific forum, or General Discussion. The main reason is that a Current Event today may no longer be a Current Event tomorrow.
If you DO NOT want my opinion, then ignore above.
A bowel movement is a current event.
Only if you post while shitting. Most of the time, it is a historical event.