I just crashed my car...

[xotoxi]

 

[California Girl]

Idiot. LOL

 

[hortysir]

Blow up doll mortally wounded?

 

[Sheldon]

What a sticky situation that must have been...












I'll be here all week.

 

[Luissa]

Was the lady who just got caught masturbating in her car with you? That would explain a lot.

 

[xotoxi]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4]YouTube - Jizz In My Pants[/ame]

 

[hortysir]

Love that video!!!

 

[xotoxi]

Love that video!!!

How much do you love it?

 

[Jeremy]

Love that video!!!

How much do you love it?

This much.

 

[Sheldon]

Love that video!!!

How much do you love it?

I pressed play, and then I jizzed. in. my pants.

 

[uscitizen]

You should not be posting on USMB while driving.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Was the blow up sheep injured?

 

[xotoxi]

Love that video!!!

How much do you love it?

I pressed play, and then I jizzed. in. my pants.

I just read your post and I...

JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Thank god this internet thing isnt going to catch on.