I hope this is a joke, Marines ban Audible Farting

[saveliberty]

What's the penalty for farting aloud?

Cut your ass off.

 

[Defiant1]

How are they going to tell who the virgins are?

 

[Zoom-boing]

What about S.B.D.'s?

 

[Colin]

Perhaps the answer is to issue Marines with this device....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB-qtqt7Kj8]Farts turned into ringtones!!! (Toot Tones) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[saveliberty]

What about S.B.D.'s?

The IEDs of the bean laddened.

 

[AmericanFirst]

It does sound like a perfectly logical move. Considering it is the military making it.

Send Beano to our boys in Afganistan, please.

This is what happens when this country elects a unqualified socialist muslim as potus. I would be ashamed to serve while obamaturd is in office. FIRE HIM!!

 

[AmericanFirst]

If any of you have ever been stationed with the homoerotic homophobic marines you would understand.

Faggit prick!

 

[AmericanFirst]

I was stationed in joint Navy/Marine squadrons for 9 of my 20 years in the Navy. The gay jokes and humping each other, shaving drunk passed out Marines public hair, wiping their penises on another Marine's hydration pack's mouthpiece when he left it unattended in our tent were all carried out by Marines on Marines.

The only time I saw someone punished was when a group of Marines hazed a fellow Marine by taking a grease gun and inserting it in his anus and squirting grease. I was stationed at MCAS El Toro.

Like I said, FUCK YOU. By the way? Air wing are the butt of all the real Marines. But ONLY Marines get to say so. Squids can go fuck a goat.

It's like someone is letting the air out of a really old balloon..

You know that feeling don't you?

 

[yidnar]

If any of you have ever been stationed with the homoerotic homophobic marines you would understand.

screw you !!you no good stinking ,lazy, ignorant, disease ridden, walking piece of shit !!! you aren't good enough to shine a Marines boots !!.......bOY!!!

 

[McDowell's]

Like I said, FUCK YOU. By the way? Air wing are the butt of all the real Marines. But ONLY Marines get to say so. Squids can go fuck a goat.

It's like someone is letting the air out of a really old balloon..

You know that feeling don't you?

I was privileged to hear a lot of Marines flapping their pussy lips back in the day. So yes, the sound is very familiar.