Greetings (once again), USMB. Now, for those among you who are familiar with the most noble and esteemed user called 'Swagger', I am he. The reason I've re-registered is that after the recent case of online skullduggery by a few unmentionables, my access to this curious corner of the internet has been severely restricted, thus I've reincarnated myself under a similar username. For those of you who aren't familiar with how I operate, allow me to furnish you with all the necessary details. I am an English nobleman. A peer of the realm, if you will. I take no prisoners and treat all proles, colonials and lesser breeds with the contempt they deserve. You will address with due deference, otherwise I'll roll deep on you. Capiche, as those greasy wops would say? You have been warned (some more so than others), America. But let's not let that get in the way of a colourful future. Chin chin, America. PS. I detest emoticons, and Irishmen. Though mainly the former over the latter.