I have no proof that my son was born in the United States

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    Granted, I was in the delivery room when he was born, and I'm pretty sure that the delivery room was in the United States.

    However, when I recently went to the town office to get his Birth Certificate for a plane trip, I was issued a Certificate of Live Birth.

    For all I know, he could have been born in Kenya.
     
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    Dint they giver you a birth certificate when he was born?
     
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    Sounds like they switched your biological son with a Kenyan. Didn't you wonder why your son is black?
     
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    Some states issue what is called a Birth Certificate and some issue a Certificate of Live Birth. It's the same thing, just two different names.
     
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    I didn't know xotoxi was a Muslim!
     
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    Take him back and get ya a certified American.
     
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    Well don't you have proof on video??
     
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    Good one :)
     
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    It doesn't count unless verified by an official of the state. That said he could always ask the state animal control officer to certify the video.
     
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    Does he have stripes on him like a zebra? I've heard that most people born in Kenya have those kind of stripes. I don't know if it's true or not because I've never seen anybody that was born in Kenya up close and personal.
     

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