I have just smashed my front

[roomy]

tooth on a nut

 

[strollingbones]

a pic speaks a thousand words....and without the lisp

 

[HUGGY]

tooth on a nut

It'll just make ya look more british.

 

[Bootneck]

tooth on a nut

Try using a spanner next time.

 

[roomy]

tooth on a nut

It'll just make ya look more british.

I have all my own teeth bar two back ones, now I have a corner snapped off one of my front ones.I Look like a snaggle toothed banjo playing hillbilly and the cold beer is playing havoc with it.
A trip to the dentist is on the cards.I have the piece of tooth, I wonder if I can glue it back on?

 

[Bootneck]

tooth on a nut

It'll just make ya look more british.

I have all my own teeth bar two back ones, now I have a corner snapped off one of my front ones.I Look like a snaggle toothed banjo playing hillbilly and the cold beer is playing havoc with it.
A trip to the dentist is on the cards.I have the piece of tooth, I wonder if I can glue it back on?

Nope. The fang farrier will probably suggest a crown.

 

[Dis]

tooth on a nut

It'll just make ya look more british.

I have all my own teeth bar two back ones, now I have a corner snapped off one of my front ones.I Look like a snaggle toothed banjo playing hillbilly and the cold beer is playing havoc with it.
A trip to the dentist is on the cards.I have the piece of tooth, I wonder if I can glue it back on?

2-3 more beers, and then give it a shot.

 

[Xenophon]

tooth on a nut

Be happy it wasn't the other way around.

 

[HUGGY]

tooth on a nut

It'll just make ya look more british.

I have all my own teeth bar two back ones, now I have a corner snapped off one of my front ones.I Look like a snaggle toothed banjo playing hillbilly and the cold beer is playing havoc with it.
A trip to the dentist is on the cards.I have the piece of tooth, I wonder if I can glue it back on?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE]YouTube - Deliverance - Banjo Duel[/ame]

 

[American Horse]

It'll just make ya look more british.

I have all my own teeth bar two back ones, now I have a corner snapped off one of my front ones.I Look like a snaggle toothed banjo playing hillbilly and the cold beer is playing havoc with it.
A trip to the dentist is on the cards.I have the piece of tooth, I wonder if I can glue it back on?

2-3 more beers, and then give it a shot.

Hey, not to worry! Aren't you a Brit? You can get that taken care of free, forthwith.

I had a front tooth with a chip made by a "chum(p)" who threw a rock at me at very close range when I was a boy. At about age 40 I had both my incissors replaced. The Dentist ground them both down to what looked like vampire points, and made a set of new full caps and glued them over the vampire points; a thousand bucks twenty years ago. I hope you have enought left to work with, otherwise you might be looking at dental implants, a very difficult procedure for the upper fronts.

 

[Sarah G]

tooth on a nut

Be happy it wasn't the other way around.

 

[Agnapostate]

tooth on a nut

Was he wearing a condom?

 

[editec]

Beats smashing your nuts on a tooth, I suspect

 

[Xenophon]

Wish I had said that...

 

[DamnYankee]

tooth on a nut

I can see how that would hurt!