I have evidence that anti-virus software manufacturers are releasing viruses!!!

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    I have evidence that anti-virus software manufacturers are releasing computer viruses in an effort to keep themselves in business. However, I cannot share that evidence with the general public without getting into serious trouble.

    Therefore, my son, if you would like me to share the evidence, you will have to answer a series of riddles and mental puzzles.

    Consider this a quest...a quest for RIGHTEOUSNESS!

    FIRST RIDDLE:

    I have oceans without water,
    I have a sky without air,
    I have mountains without land.

    What am I?
     
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    a dictionary
     
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    Billy Ocean, Wrestler Sky Low low and Mountains of evidence

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    Did you just give me a computer virus?
     
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    A map.
     
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    a douchebag.
     
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    Correct my son.

    You have taken the first step towards ultimate knowledge.

    After answering 19 more questions, you will be eligible to embark on the Path of Truth...and for only 4 EASY payments of $49.95, you will be sent the information needed to begin your journey!

    SECOND RIDDLE:


    What is is small and weak but can bring people into new worlds and places, which no other man can do?
     
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    Or in your case...a DEUTSCHEBAG
     
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    Lsd
     
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    No. That's illegal.
     
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    A Key?

    Although the worlds part is a bit confusing.
     

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