I have a complaint...

[Shattered]

...my entire bag of apples is bruised.

 

[Shattered]

TIP - look closer before purchasing, or by the loose ones!

I was in a hurry!

 

[Shattered]

I think the stock boys are angry little whore-monal bastards, and that they purposely threw my apples around.

 

[Shattered]

well better take care of them in the future and they won't pinch your apples!

I'll take care of them alright... :bat:

 

[Shattered]

Since this is a complaint thread, what's your complaint (When you're finished picking on my apples, of course)?

 

[no1tovote4]

I think the stock boys are angry little whore-monal bastards, and that they purposely threw my apples around.

I'll get them for you!

:bat:

 

[Shattered]

I'll get them for you!

:bat:

My hero! My knight in shining armor!

**swoon**

 

[manu1959]

i am sick and tired of complainers

 

[Mr. P]

Since this is a complaint thread, what's your complaint...

That a woman can always find some trivial thing to Bitch about?

*Leaving now..Good night*

 

[Shattered]

Oh, look.. A couple of freakin sourpusses. Hmph.

 

[manu1959]

Oh, look.. A couple of freakin sourpusses. Hmph.

nice rack :shocked:

 

[Shattered]

nice rack :shocked:

Is that a complaint?

 

[manu1959]

Is that a complaint?

50 50 shot on this one................

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NO! *ducks*

 

[Shattered]

Ok. Because you're only allowed one complaint per night..

 

[manu1959]

Ok. Because you're only allowed one complaint per night..

yes dear............ *cowers in corner*

 

[Shattered]

yes dear............ *cowers in corner*

Pfft.. Like anyone cowers from me.. I'm all of 5'3" with shoes on.

 

[manu1959]

Pfft.. Like anyone cowers from me.. I'm all of 5'3" with shoes on.

are they spiked heals? *he asks hopefully*

 

[Shattered]

are they spiked heals? *he asks hopefully*

No. That would make me 5'7" with shoes... But I have some in the closet if you want to borrow them.. Oh, and a pair of what I call "bitch boots".

 

[no1tovote4]

are they spiked heals? *he asks hopefully*

Uh Oh! Sounds like a boot worship fetish to me!

 

[manu1959]

Uh Oh! Sounds like a boot worship fetish to me!

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it is a choice