The next time you have a I hate my Job day, (even if youre retired, you have those sometimes too), try this: a rectal thermometer. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the Thermometer Section, and purchase a Rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure to only get this brand. When you get home, lock the doors, draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone, so you wont be disturbed. Now, change into your most comfortable clothes, and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Place it carefully on a table or a flat surface so it will not become scratched, chipped, or broken. (OK, stop giggling and dont get ahead of me.) Now the fun begins: Take the literature from the box and read it very carefully. Youll notice in very fine, small print the following statement: Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: Im so glad that I do not work in the Thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson! Now have a nice day and remember tomorrow at work, that theres always someone who has a job thats more of a pain in the rear than yours.