I got socked!

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    Took my girlfriend out for a drink last night. Was a bit naughty and got awfully drunk.

    When I got up this morning she was in the kitchen cooking breakfast. But, when I looked closer, it wasn't eggs in the pan. It was one of my socks!

    I asked her why she was cooking a sock.

    She said, "I'm doing exactly what you asked me to do last night, when you came to bed."

    That's funny, I thought. I don't remember asking her to cook my sock. :eusa_whistle:
     
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