I find this pretty funny. Maybe I shouldn't....

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    Just ignore it. Nothing to see here.

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    Claiming a car really identifies as toaster.
     
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    My car has a female voice. It sounds a little hot for an AI.
    But she never understands what I say, and I find myself shouting.
    Definitely female.
     
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    I don't want anything in my home that listens to every sound made. It's bad enough that I often scream at the TV.

    Now there's one that calls up correct movie anytime you speak any significant line from the movie into the remote.

    Technology has come a long way since Mr. Bell said, "Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you."

    BTW, I put opaque tape over every camera lens on my laptops, tablets and phones. If I need to take a picture, I use my SLR camera...or with my phone, I remove the tape. It actually keeps the lens from collecting dust. The camera on the screen side of the phone stays covered all the time.
     
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    Who needs bugs anymore? :cuckoo:

    Now there's Alexa and smartphones and TVs.
     
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    ...and ships (they all go through a "maiden voyage")

    ...and all breaching whales...."Thar she blows!"
     
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    Here's a brain teaser. Is a harpoon considered male? What about a rudder?
     

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