I didn't know May was National Masturbation Month

[Delta4Embassy]

But celebrated it nonetheless.

6 Things You Didn t Know About Female Masturbation

"For starters, did you know that May is National Masturbation Month? Probably not, though let’s be honest, there’s a good chance you’ve been celebrating without even realizing it.

1. About 85% of women aged 25-29 have masturbated at least once.
According to the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior from Indiana University, most women masturbate, or at least have. Shocking, I know! According to that same 2009 study, these are the percentages of women in each age group who masturbate at least a few times per year—18-24: ~63%, 25-29: ~72%, 30-39: ~63%, 40-49: ~65%, 50-59: ~54%, 60-69: ~46%, 70+: ~31%. And I’d be willing to bet that those numbers have gone up even in the past six years."

Other 15% lied or did but didn't realize it.

 

[there4eyeM]

...sex with someone who respects you...

 

[G.T.]

Delta4 is the epitome of scumbag

 

[CrusaderFrank]

When you're the Boards leading jackoff, every month is Masturbation Month

 

[Delta4Embassy]

When you're the Boards leading jackoff, every month is Masturbation Month

No doubt. Also the board's least likely to develop prostate cancer or die from heart disease having no stress to speak of.

Whereas you Frank are probably going to keel over suddenly clutching your chest decades before you're supposed to.