I decided to FAKE APPLY to a job posting to test the market

fbj

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And two days later I received a email from the company asking to interview on the phone. They mention the salary and all the benefits and I have no intentions on contacting them back lol

Just wanted to test the market the same way companies post fake job openings.


BTW: This is how I kept my confidence up while unemployed, applying to jobs just so I can see if I would be contacting for a interview


Looks like I still got it:banana:
 
What the fuck was the point of that?

I wanted to see if my resume is still a winner. Is that ok with you Mr. Mongo?
Instead of wasting your time seeing if you can still get $10 hr jobs, why don't you try to find a job that pays more than what you make? Ditch that $15 hr job and find someone who'll pay you $20?

What do you do?


The job was more than what I make but I am not ready to leave my current job
 
What the fuck was the point of that?

I wanted to see if my resume is still a winner. Is that ok with you Mr. Mongo?
Instead of wasting your time seeing if you can still get $10 hr jobs, why don't you try to find a job that pays more than what you make? Ditch that $15 hr job and find someone who'll pay you $20?

What do you do?


The job was more than what I make but I am not ready to leave my current job
What do you do? For example, I sell cmm's. Coordinate measurement machines.
 
What the fuck was the point of that?

I wanted to see if my resume is still a winner. Is that ok with you Mr. Mongo?
Instead of wasting your time seeing if you can still get $10 hr jobs, why don't you try to find a job that pays more than what you make? Ditch that $15 hr job and find someone who'll pay you $20?

What do you do?


The job was more than what I make but I am not ready to leave my current job
What do you do? For example, I sell cmm's. Coordinate measurement machines.

I have a career coaching background and that was the job I applied to
 
What the fuck was the point of that?

I wanted to see if my resume is still a winner. Is that ok with you Mr. Mongo?
Instead of wasting your time seeing if you can still get $10 hr jobs, why don't you try to find a job that pays more than what you make? Ditch that $15 hr job and find someone who'll pay you $20?

What do you do?


The job was more than what I make but I am not ready to leave my current job
What do you do? For example, I sell cmm's. Coordinate measurement machines.

I have a career coaching background and that was the job I applied to
College coaches make good money. What sport? Did you play the sport in college? I wrestled at Eastern Michigan university
 
I wanted to see if my resume is still a winner. Is that ok with you Mr. Mongo?
Instead of wasting your time seeing if you can still get $10 hr jobs, why don't you try to find a job that pays more than what you make? Ditch that $15 hr job and find someone who'll pay you $20?

What do you do?


The job was more than what I make but I am not ready to leave my current job
What do you do? For example, I sell cmm's. Coordinate measurement machines.

I have a career coaching background and that was the job I applied to
College coaches make good money. What sport? Did you play the sport in college? I wrestled at Eastern Michigan university


No Job search coaching, career advising
 
And two days later I received a email from the company asking to interview on the phone. They mention the salary and all the benefits and I have no intentions on contacting them back lol

Just wanted to test the market the same way companies post fake job openings.


BTW: This is how I kept my confidence up while unemployed, applying to jobs just so I can see if I would be contacting for a interview


Looks like I still got it:banana:
Sounds like you're a lock for just about any of those $8.00 - $15.00/hour jobs out there. No wonder you're such a babe magnet.
 
And two days later I received a email from the company asking to interview on the phone. They mention the salary and all the benefits and I have no intentions on contacting them back lol

Just wanted to test the market the same way companies post fake job openings.


BTW: This is how I kept my confidence up while unemployed, applying to jobs just so I can see if I would be contacting for a interview


Looks like I still got it:banana:
Sounds like you're a lock for just about any of those $8.00 - $15.00/hour jobs out there. No wonder you're such a babe magnet.

$8.00 to $15.00 jobs won't pay my rent so I definitely dont have one of those
 
OMG....there he is

again

take cover baby


What you talking about sugar pie

That is correct FBJ.... here you go again.


Here I go again what mutherfucker?

Why bother to apply? Virgin boy.,

Because I want to see if I still got it. Didnt' I make that clear Mongo?

GRRRRRRR........ [emoji16] it's thanksgiving day. So I'll be nice..
 

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