I cut down the tree, what should I do to save it

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    Viagra is a good way to preserve wood, but no longer than 4 hours.
     
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    And I'm an old Russian man, so do not get in the way, American jerk ...
     
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    She will have nothing of you, and you will be the one jerking.
     
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    care to explain why? i am just the, "idea guy" on this and prefer to be, "mostly all talk and mostly, no action on actual practice."
     
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    FoamCrete may already be on the market; but it is not, "organically available".
     
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    Geesh..... is everybody drunk today!
     
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    The normal Russian way is to coat it in your own feces, which cures the wood and puts a Russian stain on it. Australians might have some tips.
     
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    So he needs to stick it up his ass?
     
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    I was trying to be PC.
     
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    Ruski would-be cabinet maker felled a cherry tree.
    Set out to build a table.
    Followed the adage: Cut twice; measure once.
    Repeat.
    Here's the end result:

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