I cry every nite

I'm big into numbers. Don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm left handed.
Maybe it's because I'm a middle child.
Maybe it's because I fell out of a 30' tree when I was a kid.

So- on my Michigan fishing trip... lots of dogs in the neighborhood. Neighbor comes walking by with dog. We chat.

Later, I was telling my buddy about the encounter. He asks "what was the dog's name?"

I said how the fuck should I know? It the guy told me the dog's name was 4,304 I'd remember it.

But, Sam? Fido? Chopsticks? Champion?

I may be alphabetically dyslexic, but I'm numerically astute.
 
I'm big into numbers. Don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm left handed.
Maybe it's because I'm a middle child.
Maybe it's because I fell out of a 30' tree when I was a kid.

So- on my Michigan fishing trip... lots of dogs in the neighborhood. Neighbor comes walking by with dog. We chat.

Later, I was telling my buddy about the encounter. He asks "what was the dog's name?"

I said how the fuck should I know? It the guy told me the dog's name was 4,304 I'd remember it.

But, Sam? Fido? Chopsticks? Champion?

I may be alphabetically dyslexic, but I'm numerically astute.

i can't remember numbers at all.
 
I'm big into numbers. Don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm left handed.
Maybe it's because I'm a middle child.
Maybe it's because I fell out of a 30' tree when I was a kid.

So- on my Michigan fishing trip... lots of dogs in the neighborhood. Neighbor comes walking by with dog. We chat.

Later, I was telling my buddy about the encounter. He asks "what was the dog's name?"

I said how the fuck should I know? It the guy told me the dog's name was 4,304 I'd remember it.

But, Sam? Fido? Chopsticks? Champion?

I may be alphabetically dyslexic, but I'm numerically astute.

i can't remember numbers at all.

Maybe I can help.

We'll start out slow and easy.

How many fingers am I holding up?

finger-2.jpg
 
I'm big into numbers. Don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm left handed.
Maybe it's because I'm a middle child.
Maybe it's because I fell out of a 30' tree when I was a kid.

So- on my Michigan fishing trip... lots of dogs in the neighborhood. Neighbor comes walking by with dog. We chat.

Later, I was telling my buddy about the encounter. He asks "what was the dog's name?"

I said how the fuck should I know? It the guy told me the dog's name was 4,304 I'd remember it.

But, Sam? Fido? Chopsticks? Champion?

I may be alphabetically dyslexic, but I'm numerically astute.

i can't remember numbers at all.

Maybe I can help.

We'll start out slow and easy.

How many fingers am I holding up?

finger-2.jpg

lol.. are you saying i'm number one, h? :lmao:
 
I'm big into numbers. Don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm left handed.
Maybe it's because I'm a middle child.
Maybe it's because I fell out of a 30' tree when I was a kid.

So- on my Michigan fishing trip... lots of dogs in the neighborhood. Neighbor comes walking by with dog. We chat.

Later, I was telling my buddy about the encounter. He asks "what was the dog's name?"

I said how the fuck should I know? It the guy told me the dog's name was 4,304 I'd remember it.

But, Sam? Fido? Chopsticks? Champion?

I may be alphabetically dyslexic, but I'm numerically astute.

i can't remember numbers at all.

I am not good at math at all.....but I can remember dates.
Never forget a birthday....an anniversary.....date someone passed away......even people that are long gone out of my life, I recall their birthdays.
Remember peeps...Sunday is Father's Day!
 

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