I could use a little bit of this...

[Big Black Dog]

I could really use a good massage tonight...

 

[Trajan]

a squirrel back rub? I thought dogs chased squirrels?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I could really use a good massage tonight...

Squirrels might get a message, but us Rats get the women.

 

[Granny]

I could really use a good massage tonight...

Squirrels might get a message, but us Rats get the women.

I could have gone all night without seeing that.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I could really use a good massage tonight...

Squirrels might get a message, but us Rats get the women.

I could have gone all night without seeing that.

You don't like seeing a young couple in love?

 

[Kat]

I could really use a good massage tonight...

Squirrels might get a message, but us Rats get the women.

I could have gone all night without seeing that.

Me too Granny. That girl is gross.

 

[Jeremy]

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Squirrel vs. Squirrel Karate Fight - Video

 

[Dis]

I could really use a good massage tonight...

Squirrels might get a message, but us Rats get the women.

Well... if that's your definition of a "woman".

 

[Flopper]

Cute picture.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I could really use a good massage tonight...

Squirrels might get a message, but us Rats get the women.

Well... if that's your definition of a "woman".

Not to put too fine of a point on it, I call her a woman because I don't see an Adam's Apple or a 5 o'clock shadow. I do see a cute, tiny ear, and nice long blond hair, and long eyelashes.

Is there something I'm missing?

 

[uscitizen]

I could really use a good massage tonight...

A gray squirrel messing around with a red squirrel???

What is the world coming to?

 

[uscitizen]

 

[007]

I could really use a good massage tonight...

Squirrels might get a message, but us Rats get the women.

I could have gone all night without seeing that.

No kidding... check out the HERPES Simplex Four breaking out in the corner of her mouth...

 

[Dis]

Squirrels might get a message, but us Rats get the women.

Well... if that's your definition of a "woman".

Not to put too fine of a point on it, I call her a woman because I don't see an Adam's Apple or a 5 o'clock shadow. I do see a cute, tiny ear, and nice long blond hair, and long eyelashes.

Is there something I'm missing?

I dunno.. 2-3 things spring to mind.. She's bleached her "nice long blonde hair" so often it's severely damaged, and so thin you can see her scalp through it, even though it's pulled back.. Then there's all the holes in her face, and the fact that she shaved her eyebrows off only to draw them back on again...

 

[uscitizen]

I could not stand to look at her long enough to figure all that out.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Well... if that's your definition of a "woman".

Not to put too fine of a point on it, I call her a woman because I don't see an Adam's Apple or a 5 o'clock shadow. I do see a cute, tiny ear, and nice long blond hair, and long eyelashes.

Is there something I'm missing?

I dunno.. 2-3 things spring to mind.. She's bleached her "nice long blonde hair" so often it's severely damaged, and so thin you can see her scalp through it, even though it's pulled back.. Then there's all the holes in her face, and the fact that she shaved her eyebrows off only to draw them back on again...

I don't want to argue with you, as you have much more experience in this than I do, but which of these points disqualify her from being a "woman"?

And if they do, what is her current qualification?

 

[JW Frogen]

I could use a really wild fuck where the woman tears me two sides to eternity, that is what I could really use.

Lately everything has just been nice, like a Halmark card.

 

[Sherry]