I am TheAsshat

[HUGGY]

If you don't agree with the opinions I will occasionally post on this medium, you can go fuck yourself.

Describe myself? Well. I am by profession careful to never reveal my true identity except to those who will never see anything afterwards anyway.

My calling card is mayhem and death is my lady.

If any of you think you have the cajones to dance with TheAsassin, just bring it.

You a funny assassin ...You make me laugh..longtime.

 

[Sky Dancer]

Another one banned in seconds. That's quite an accomplishment. It's hard to get banned from here.

 

[Skull Pilot]

If you don't agree with the opinions I will occasionally post on this medium, you can go fuck yourself.

Describe myself? Well. I am by profession careful to never reveal my true identity except to those who will never see anything afterwards anyway.

My calling card is mayhem and death is my lady.

If any of you think you have the cajones to dance with TheAsassin, just bring it.

 

[saveliberty]

Emus, Ostriches, overachieving turkeys...whatever. Del is unique period. I thought the fangs were just for Halloween though.

 

[Sallow]

go out on the terrace and grab a cucumber

I was hoping for Emu.

hope in one hand and shit in the other; let me know which one fills up first.

After I eats the emu? Probably the hand that has shit.

 

[Missourian]

Well um Welcome.

And "Asassin" and "Assasin" is spelled Assassin.

Nope, he spelled it correctly...only one ass in there.

 

[Mad Scientist]

"The Ass-In" wasn't here long was he?

 

[uscitizen]

i dont think any rules are broken by the general mention of your inbreeding....

Kind of indicates a good knowledge of the rules like a sock puppet might posess though?

 

[RadiomanATL]

 

[kiwiman127]

This should be fun. Another loser with too much time on his hands.

Well , well, well. I just looked at your profile. Not bad at all if that is your picture. Of course if you don't know how to be quiet when told TheAssassin would have to dispatch you after taking his pleasures, but either way he would be pleased.

I'm afraid you won't be here long. Just call it a guess.

Hmmmm, he didn't last long after I posted the above,,,,,I must be a soothsayer . Anyone want tips on the markets? Well,,, maybe not.

 

[The_GiantNoodle]

I laughed my noodle off in this thread!!! You guys have a great sense of humor

 

[uscitizen]

The Oposter does remind me of an "asshat" from another board....

 

[highway234]

Well um Welcome.

And "Asassin" and "Assasin" is spelled Assassin.

Ah , you must be the typo police.

Is that you in the avatar? I think I killed one of your kin.

Since you insist on being the boards only inbred spokes person. What else do you have?

well, that's not entirely true.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Considering how hard it is to get banned here, I think getting banned in 5 posts is a record. Even advertising bots manage to stay on longer.

I like the thread title change.

 

[Two Thumbs]

I for one, will be glad when Jr. High is back in session.

 

[Douger]

thread title changed~ del
If you don't agree with the opinions I will occasionally post on this medium, you can go fuck yourself.

Describe myself? Well. I am by profession careful to never reveal my true identity except to those who will never see anything afterwards anyway.

My calling card is mayhem and death is my lady.

If any of you think you have the cajones to dance with TheAsassin, just bring it.

The army needs a few good meatheads.

 

[saveliberty]

I kind of miss the play toy. Oh wait, I'm missing the market opening. Never mind.

 

[Divine Wind]

The army needs a few good meatheads.

Disagreed. Idiots like that get good people killed....but the Army does need a few good targets.