I am stunned that people don't know what a "bonus check" means

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The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
 
Worked at a place when I was a youngster and the new guy asked if we got a Christmas bonus.
I laughed and told em sure....they bend us over and bone us.

Cheap bastards.
Didnt even get a reach around.
 
Worked at a place when I was a youngster and the new guy asked if we got a Christmas bonus.
I laughed and told em sure....they bend us over and bone us.

Cheap bastards.
Didnt even get a reach around.

Some dumb bitch at my job gave half her bonus to Comcast LOL
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
You ordered a porn movie and a Skippers take out?
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
You ordered a porn movie and a Skippers take out?

No I plan to have a grad student massage my back with her toes and order a pizza
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
They actually have the right idea if they are paying down credit. You cant save faster than inflation and interest.
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
They actually have the right idea if they are paying down credit. You cant save faster than inflation and interest.


So you saying someone should pay a credit card bill with a unexpected bonus?
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
You ordered a porn movie and a Skippers take out?
No I plan to have a grad student massage my back with her toes and order a pizza
Pizza is seafood out that way?

Let's see $20 for the pie, so that's $480 for the "massage".
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
They actually have the right idea if they are paying down credit. You cant save faster than inflation and interest.


So you saying someone should pay a credit card bill with a unexpected bonus?
Yes. Why pretend you have extra money when in reality you dont if youre just paying it back in interest?
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
You ordered a porn movie and a Skippers take out?
No I plan to have a grad student massage my back with her toes and order a pizza
Pizza is seafood out that way?

Let's see $20 for the pie, so that's $480 for the "massage".
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
You ordered a porn movie and a Skippers take out?
No I plan to have a grad student massage my back with her toes and order a pizza
Pizza is seafood out that way?

Let's see $20 for the pie, so that's $480 for the "massage".


If I gave any women $480 she would have to be at my place to do whatever every weekend for the rest of the year lol
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
They actually have the right idea if they are paying down credit. You cant save faster than inflation and interest.


So you saying someone should pay a credit card bill with a unexpected bonus?
Yes. Why pretend you have extra money when in reality you dont if youre just paying it back in interest?


So what you saying to me is if a person gets a unexpected $500 they should not have fun with it?
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
You ordered a porn movie and a Skippers take out?
No I plan to have a grad student massage my back with her toes and order a pizza
Pizza is seafood out that way?
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
You ordered a porn movie and a Skippers take out?
No I plan to have a grad student massage my back with her toes and order a pizza
Pizza is seafood out that way?

Let's see $20 for the pie, so that's $480 for the "massage".
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
You ordered a porn movie and a Skippers take out?
No I plan to have a grad student massage my back with her toes and order a pizza
Pizza is seafood out that way?

Let's see $20 for the pie, so that's $480 for the "massage".
If I gave any women $480 she would have to be at my place to do whatever every weekend for the rest of the year lol
Are you in China?
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
They actually have the right idea if they are paying down credit. You cant save faster than inflation and interest.


So you saying someone should pay a credit card bill with a unexpected bonus?
Yes. Why pretend you have extra money when in reality you dont if youre just paying it back in interest?


So what you saying to me is if a person gets a unexpected $500 they should not have fun with it?
Play now pay later.
 
You use the money for what makes happy. If going out to party works, then do it. If paying down your bills to give you more breathing room works, then do it.

fbj, believe it or not, some people feel better when they have less debt. Why do you think you know best how they should spend their bonus?
 
Actually ... I'm surprised people still get bonuses!! In earlier years when I was gainfully employed as a legal secretary we got outstanding bonuses - based on salary: more years of service, higher salary, higher bonus - usually a couple weeks at Christmas; a successful year of the firm surpassing financial projections - everybody shared in profits at fiscal year end. With firm mergers, people whining about what one office had that another didn't, internal power plays and a declining economy...all the good times slowly started coming to an end.

Now I'm retired and collecting Social Security. But I can't just sit home on my ass so I work doing in-home care for those older than me who can no longer care for themselves for a grand $9/hour and my bonus is going home at night knowing I made someone else's life a little better for one more day. I have a little 101 year old lady who is SO adorable and I've watched her slowly decline over the last year. Every night when I put her to bed I tell her to sleep good, have sweet dreams, that I will turn off all her lights and lock her doors before I leave and I will see her the next morning. Sometimes I tell her I love her. Then I take out her hearing aid. I want her to go to sleep at night feeling safe in her home and knowing her life matters. Now THAT's a bonus!!
 
You use the money for what makes happy. If going out to party works, then do it. If paying down your bills to give you more breathing room works, then do it.
Amen to this. To me, if a person's debt is deep enough, that is where any additional money should go to unless getting jumped on by bill collectors is something that they take great pleasure.

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes

Progressives have no concept of work at all.
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes

My wife and I use our tax refunds and my yearky bonus to pay off any extra bilks ww may have and to make necessary improvements/repairs to our home, car, etc...
 
The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes


Bonus Check.........for bankruptcy lawyer to bail on taxes & credit card payments

Paycheck.................for rent, gasoline & utility bills

EBT Card....................for buying food & beer

Pan Handling Change...for clothes & shoes from garage sales.
 
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The job gave us a $500 bonus and people were saying they are use it to pay bills LOL

You take that shit and have FUN like I plan to do tomorrow night. I already ordered a DVD and now plan to have a delicious seafood dinner

Bonus Check...........for entertainment and increasing savings account

Paycheck.................for paying bills/buying food/clothes
They actually have the right idea if they are paying down credit. You cant save faster than inflation and interest.


So you saying someone should pay a credit card bill with a unexpected bonus?
Yes. Why pretend you have extra money when in reality you dont if youre just paying it back in interest?


So what you saying to me is if a person gets a unexpected $500 they should not have fun with it?
Play now pay later.


Sometimes I even pay to play
 

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