i am soooooooooooo F$^*()ed

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    my wife has left for four days and she has only been gone 4 hours....

    so far I have lost one kid for an hour, almost poisoned another....broken the vacuum, burned dinner and ordered pizza..... made both kids cry...this is going to be like the bataan death march
     
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    :shocked:

    My wife just left for 5 days, but luckily she took the kids with her...
     
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    Sorry, sweets.. There's only one thing I can say to you at this point..

    <b>BAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!</b>

    :happy2:
     
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    :boohoo:

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    :laugh:


    Your poor children, I hope they survive. Let me know if you need me to send help!
     
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    What the HELL was she thinking?
     
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    everyone is in bed....i have found the red wine....day two lurks
     
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    Manu, it's 2:30 am, do you KNOW where your kids are? I think I heard something... :smoke:

    J/k. Same thing happens to me, when I'm pressed into watching any classroom of kids under the age of 10. :shocked: Within minutes, several of them are crying, I don't know what I do....
     
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    how do you guys do this? the best i get is Jess going to wisconsin for the day for work!
     
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    Dude.. You're not supposed to want to get rid of her that quick.. :D

    C'mon.. Laugh at Manu with me. You know you want to...
     
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    trust me, im laughing alright...lol

    im jsut saying that when Jess says she has to go to WI for work, she says something to the effect of ill be back about 7ish... then when i go to lunch at 430 or so, shes home already.
    she says she may be heading up to Canada for some work for a new account they have coming in. but ill beleve that one when i see it. not that i want her to go real bad, but i do like to sleep alone... well alone as i can get with 2 cats anyway
     

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