I am a terrible liberal/non christian!

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My mom moved me to public school in the 2nd grade because the nuns refused to use my first name, it wasn't Catholic enough.

You were saved from the knuckle scars, eh?

Nope, got my first one in kindergarden. The kid in front of me pooped his pants and I told the nun his "shit stank".

I had an old lady teacher in first or second grade (public school) who put me in the coat closet because she said I gave some chick the measles. I swear that teacher was like 80 years old.