I Am A Domestic God.

[Momanohedhunter]

Work is slow for me so now I am a house dude. I have herd how hard it is to be a home maker, yet for the last week I in my manness have managed to get kids off to school, get laundry done, and have grub on the table for everyone as they get home. Hell, I may just have a beer or six.

 

[JW Frogen]

I hate to see a thread with no response.

Down those beers, there are only two really effective ways to be a functioning alcoholic, homemaker or security guard.

I went for the latter because I hate to vacuum and I like to beat up teenagers.

 

[Grace]

Not as easy as it sounds, is it?

 

[JW Frogen]

Easy homemakers are great lovers.

All that daytime TV turns them into the perfect sexual storm.

 

[Mr. H.]

Best days of my previous marriage were when the ex was out of town.
Hell, I can still do it all. Except have babies. And breast feed.
I guess Elton John is a Mr. Mom now.