I also went to the grocery store today.

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    In fact two of them.

    At the first store, I purchased some sushi and some Milk Duds.

    At the second store, I asked the butcher for 3.75 lbs of pork loin, and I grabbed a medium Green Mountain Coffee (Dark Magic espresso blend).

    I paid for both of them and I minded my own fucking business (however, there was a hottie at the second one, so I checked her out a little and gave her a gently spank on the ass).
     
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    I bet she slapped you afterward.
     
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    She grabbed my pork and pulled it.
     
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    She was a hungry lady eh?
     
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    I didn't go to the grocery.
    I went to Walmart and bought a dozen socks and three denim shirts.

    And after that I are in the subway in Walmart's loby and watched the hot black lady from Microsoft demonstrate the new Xbox attachment that has stereo cameras so you can do three dimensional dance-dance revolution. That was both exciting and cool. Especially when she showed off the surfing game.
     
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    She wanted me bad.
     
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    Both exciting AND cool?

    You must have shit your pants right there! No question!

    Did you go back and get some undies, or did you just turn yours inside out?
     
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    You had to watch her.
     
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    :rofl:
     

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