Hypothetical situation

[Swamp Fox]

All the fruity liberals here know their house would get burglarized first. They're just too afraid to admit that they secretly have a gun safe inside a secret room where they hide and watch NASCAR while eating cheeseburgers while cleaning their guns.

 

[Diuretic]

NASCAR? Nah....football...anyway, how'd you know about the cheesburgers?

 

[RetiredGySgt]

NASCAR? Nah....football...anyway, how'd you know about the cheesburgers?

You mean soccer, you "chaps" don't play football.

 

[Diuretic]

You mean soccer, you "chaps" don't play football.

We play football, our football - Australian Rules. Well those of us in civilised states of course. The ones where they play that rugby league game, that's where they only hire players with no necks, can't really speak for them.