~Husband Stew~

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    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

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    While making up her teen-age daughter's bed, she was shocked to discover a large carrot under the pillow.

    When Mary Jo came home, Mother demanded an explanation of the carrot.

    "Mother, I want to be honest with you," she confessed, "for the past few weeks that carrot has been my husband."

    "Well," the Mother replied, "consider yourself a widow, because your husband just went into tonight's stew!
     
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    Yea, dat's why Uncle Ferd don't wanna ever get married...

    ... `cause he don't wanna end up some day in some woman's cookin' pot.
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