Hurricane Magnet

[Democrat4Bush]

I'm a hurricane magnet, i tell ya.

Took Charley and Frances, went to the Dominican Republic for a vacation and took a direct hit from Jeanne, now I wake up this morning and I find Jeanne is following me.

BTW, they were having a rough time of it down in Hispanola when I got out on the 18th.

nothing left to do but drink.

 

[Merlin1047]

Back in my Viet Nam days we used to have some folks in the unit which seemed to get their aircraft shot up far more frequently than the rest. We affectionately referred to these unlucky individuals as "magnet asses".

Perhaps you suffer from a similar affliction but on a far grander scale.

Anyway, hope your luck changes. Failing that, perhaps you need to consider a move to Kansas. But then again, there's tornadoes to consider.

Oh well. Keep your head down.