Human cannonball...

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    After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
    "But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"
     
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    A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer ............ and some of those peanuts."
    The bartender says, "Sure, but why the big paws?"
     

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