How witches fly.

anotherlife

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Witches flew using brooms for 100's of years. But how real is this technology? Is it really possible? When they fly, they take the broom tightly between their legs, and they squeeze it deep across their funnies. It looks like a transportation technique that provides you high mobility by insertion into the body as opposed to some cabin enclosure. Is it revolutionary? And what may be the reason that it was developed such that only girls can use it, guys can't?
 
Yanno...................putting something between your legs and straddling it for transportation has been used for centuries...................

Horses, bicycles, motorcycles.........................
 
Yanno...................putting something between your legs and straddling it for transportation has been used for centuries...................

Horses, bicycles, motorcycles.........................

Yabut, ya don't gotta feed or gas up or pedal a broom.

I gotta git me one-a them.

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No, you don't have to pedal, gas or feed a broom.

However..................the broom DOES require magic and spells, which could be considered a form of effort (like pedaling), fuel (like gas), or feed.
 
Witches flew using brooms for 100's of years. But how real is this technology? Is it really possible? When they fly, they take the broom tightly between their legs, and they squeeze it deep across their funnies. It looks like a transportation technique that provides you high mobility by insertion into the body as opposed to some cabin enclosure. Is it revolutionary? And what may be the reason that it was developed such that only girls can use it, guys can't?
Guys can. This is Harry Potter's Firebolt broom. Notice the footstands to maintain balance at high speeds?

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Then there is Granny Weatherwax's broom.

Granny Weatherwax - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia

Granny's broom is famous for being old and temperamental. It's a hand-me-down "borrowed" from her colleague Hilta (Equal Rites). It has been repaired so often that none of the original broom remains, having had both the shaft and bristles repeatedly replaced and it often requires the user to pick up speed by running along the ground, making it the only broom on the Disc that requires bump starting. It is, however, considerably faster than most brooms once it gets going.​
 
What if the witch wearing no panties becomes aroused while she's flying?

Seems that the grip factor would go way down when that happens.

Unless............Polygrip maybe?
 
According to the Harry Potter world, broomsticks are always manufactured with a Cushioning Charm.

And before riding, the Disillusionment Charm is always used to prevent muggles from noticing.
 
What if the witch wearing no panties becomes aroused while she's flying?

Seems that the grip factor would go way down when that happens.

Unless............Polygrip maybe?

:lol: That little complication didn't occur to me.
Another significant fact is that broom is actually a plant which contains a psychoactive substance. Kinda like LSD. And yes it can be absorbed into the bloodstream via the mucus membranes, including those in the vagina. Especially an aroused and stimulated wet vagina.
 

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