How were eggs laid before chickens were alive?

[grunt11b]

It seems to be about as valid a question as half the shit that's popped up on this board the past couple days. So.....anyone?

The chicken was created.

 

[Conservative]

Colonel Sanders came first...


(at least according to Mrs. Sanders)

 

[grunt11b]

Why in the Hell does this belong in Religion? You're the only one who mentions anything religious. Why can't we discuss, in politics, the bat-shit crazy kinds of arguments that so many people like to throw around in here so often?

Because when you created this thread your full intention was to start a creationism versus evolutionism post. You should have just went straight to the topic, at least you would have gotten more respect that way, or is there noone over in the religion forum right now?

 

[Inthemiddle]

Because when you created this thread your full intention was to start a creationism versus evolutionism post.

Is that what you think? Guess you're the expert on what's going on inside my head.

 

[Conservative]

Because when you created this thread your full intention was to start a creationism versus evolutionism post.

Is that what you think? Guess you're the expert on what's going on inside my head.

based on your posting style and history, he makes a fair assumption.

 

[strollingbones]

They were laid by the chicken's pre-chicken ancestors on the evolutionary tree, of course.

Which also answers the old chicken-egg question: the egg came first.

the chicken came first.....evolution develops the chicken which lays the egg...

 

[Dragon]

based on your posting style and history, he makes a fair assumption.

He was actually lampooning the irrationality of many posters on USMB and of many of the threads they start. It bears a fairly obvious resemblance to "How were cars made before there was a DMV?" and similar threads.

 

[Cowman]

The egg was laid by an animal that was almost but not quite entirely what we know now as a chicken.

The egg came first.

Pretty much. Gradual mutations.

 

[Inthemiddle]

based on your posting style and history, he makes a fair assumption.

When have I ever posted anything about creationism?