How to spot liberals in love

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    The older I get the more I realize that liberals are a seperate group of people that can be easily spotted. They usually have convinced themselves that they are completely sexless identities to the point where a man and wife both look like metrosexual lites. The only thing that differentiates their genders is one is taller than the other.
     
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    Conservatives in love

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    Wow, another candidate for the lame zone! You rock!
     
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    Yep. However, I now understand why our political system is in such a mess.... apparently, this is what we define as 'politics' now.

    God help us.
     
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    I'd like to think there was a time when political discourse involved reasoned debates over important issues.

    If that ever did happen, that time is gone now, as threads like this show.
     
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    I just look for the herpes sores.
     
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    I've been informed before that Liberals are incapable of love. That we are violent, godless creatures not worthy of even being allowed to vote.
     
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    No...it never did. Read up on what politics was like in the times of Jefferson and Jackson. Just as bad....without the internet.
     
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    Those guys were dueling in the streets....imagine if they had internet!
     

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