How to speak Democrat

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    How to Speak Democrat

    Last Friday, Congressman Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI), spoke on the House floor about the intricacies of “how to speak Democrat.”

    (have caught quick-witted and wise McCotter on the Red Eye show a couple of times--very funny)

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    Now here's transcript:

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    “PROGRESSIVE” = “REGRESSIVE”

    “Democrats are progressive.”

    Translation: “Democrats are regressive.”

    “CHANGE” = “THE 1970s”

    “Democrats will bring you change.”

    Translation: “Democrats will bring you the 1970s.”

    “GOVERNMENT” = “SOCIALISM”

    “Democrats support proactive government.”

    Translation: “Democrats support proactive socialism.”

    “ENHANCE REVENUES” = “RAISE TAXES”

    “Democrats will enhance revenues.”

    Translation: “Democrats will raise taxes.”

    “THE RICH” = “YOU”

    “Democrats will only tax the rich.”

    Translation: “Democrats will only tax you.”

    “INVEST” = “WASTE”

    “Democrats will invest your money.”

    Translation: “Democrats will waste your money.”

    “ENERGY” = “LETHARGY”

    “Democrats have an energy policy.”

    Translation: “Democrats have a lethargy policy.”

    “GREEN COLLAR JOBS” = “UNEMPLOYMENT”

    “Democrats will replace your blue collar jobs with green collar jobs.”

    Translation: “Democrats will replace your blue collar jobs with unemployment.”



    Speaking “Global Democrat”

    “DIPLOMACY” = “MAGIC”

    “Democrats will protect America from Iranian nukes through tough, principled diplomacy.”

    Translation: “Democrats will protect America from Iranian nukes through tough, principled magic.”


    “ENGAGE” = “APPEASE”

    “Democrats will engage America’ enemies.”

    Translation: “Democrats will appease America’s enemies.”

    “END” = “LOSE”

    “Democrats will end the Iraq War.”

    Translation: “Democrats will lose the Iraq War.”
     
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    But you fellows are still losers. Health Care Bill. Stimulas Package. Education Bill in the Healthcare Bill.

    And the economy is slowly pulling away from the brink of the Second Great Republican Depression.
     
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    guess 'quick witted' and 'wise' don't trump their being out of touch and failing.
     
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    Spot on. It's sad Democrats keep moving further and further to the Left. What's even worse is that the Republicans are doing the same thing, leaving millions without representation.
     
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    How to speak Republican

    Hell No You Can't!

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    Republicans are moving so far right, just look at Texas and the new priorities for teaching kids. Welcome to the American Taliban.
     
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    It only looks far right because the Left has moved off the map.
     
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    It's far right to most Americans and the rest of the civilised world....
     
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    Who cares where "civilized world" is going. America should not follow the world, but to lead it.
     
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    Bingo.
     

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