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[007]

no.. I had a brain freeze and those were the first two names that popped into my head....

my style is more like Audrey Hepburn or Grace Slick in their heydey... but then you have to keep up with the times...

Aaaahhh yes, a couple of dishes from the past.

My personal favorites from more modern times is Salma Hayek and Erika Eleniak. I like Steven Seagal movies, even if they are a tad on the cheezey side. He kicks good ass. But his best movie in my opinion is Under Siege, and Erika Eleniak popping out of the cake showing her hooters was just icing "in" the cake for that movie.

 

[Shattered]

Aaaahhh yes, a couple of dishes from the past.

My personal favorites from more modern times is Salma Hayek and Erika Eleniak. I like Steven Seagal movies, even if they are a tad on the cheezey side. He kicks good ass. But his best movie in my opinion is Under Siege, and <b>Erika Eleniak popping out of the cake showing her hooters was just icing "in" the cake for that movie</b>.

Ah, yes. Qualifiers that make a truely great movie. Men. *rolls eyes*

Where's the love? Where's the romance? :clap1:

 

[Said1]

Honestly, that's the only part of the movie I remember. Her and the boat and the ocean. That's about it.

 

[007]

Ah, yes. Qualifiers that make a truely great movie. Men. *rolls eyes*

Where's the love? Where's the romance? :clap1:

I can't make any excuses for being a man.

Love and romance... mmmmm.... not really into that. For the theme of a movie that is. But I know you girls like it.

 

[007]

Honestly, that's the only part of the movie I remember. Her and the boat and the ocean. That's about it.

:rotflmao:

 

[KarlMarx]

Ah, yes. Qualifiers that make a truely great movie. Men. *rolls eyes*

Where's the love? Where's the romance? :clap1:

Karl Marx's "Rules of Guy Movies for Dummies (and women)"
Rule #1 --- things must explode
Rule #2 --- there must be at least one knockout babe in scanty clothing
Rule #3 --- good guy uses gratuitous violence to beat the bad guys

plot is secondary and love and romance aren't even on the menu

this is similar to the rules for porn movies... which are

Rule #1 --- things must explode (I won't go into details, use your imagination)
Rule #2 --- there must be at least one knockout babe with no clothing
Rule #3 --- guy (or girl or both) uses gratuitous sex

Similarly plot is secondary and love and romance aren't even on the menu

 

[Shattered]

Karl Marx's "Rules of Guy Movies for Dummies (and women)"
Rule #1 --- things must explode
Rule #2 --- there must be at least one knockout babe in scanty clothing
Rule #3 --- good guy uses gratuitous violence to beat the bad guys

plot is secondary and love and romance aren't even on the menu

this is similar to the rules for porn movies... which are

Rule #1 --- things must explode (I won't go into details, use your imagination)
Rule #2 --- there must be at least one knockout babe with no clothing
Rule #3 --- guy (or girl or both) uses gratuitous sex

Similarly plot is secondary and love and romance aren't even on the menu

Way to give an inch, and compromise.



Boys.

 

[KarlMarx]

Way to give an inch, and compromise.



Boys.

So, I guess I'm saying the difference between the two is that one has lots of booms and the other has lots of boobs