How to Put on a Condom

[Samson]

The following conversation inspired me to begin this thread :

I'd be interested in hearing how you knew how to put on a condom the first time you used one.

I'm listening.

I looked at it. Speaking of things that aren't rocket science . . .

You "looked at it?" The condom? The penis? The vagina?

You must have looked at more than "it."

That seems less than instructive.

Comments?

 

[uscitizen]

Condom?

 

[strollingbones]

the major reason condoms fail is people dont realize how to use them..

1. never use novelty condoms.....

2. do not use lambskin or other natural condoms..the condoms are porous and allowed the aids virus to sneak in

3. leave a bit of the tip of the condom free...dont pull it snug over said dick...or when said dick climaxes the condom can be dislodged by the force of the sperm if the condom is too tight

i am sure i have more advice

 

[YWN666]

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who followed the instructions on the condom box and kept having kids. It said to "place the condom on your organ" and he didn't have an organ so he put it in the piano.

 

[Samson]

the major reason condoms fail is people dont realize how to use them..

1. never use novelty condoms.....

2. do not use lambskin or other natural condoms..the condoms are porous and allowed the aids virus to sneak in

3. leave a bit of the tip of the condom free...dont pull it snug over said dick...or when said dick climaxes the condom can be dislodged by the force of the sperm if the condom is too tight

i am sure i have more advice

You knew all this this FIRST TIME you used one???

You hill folk are born with all sorts of useful skills, aren't you!

 

[uscitizen]

http://www.teachthefacts.org/curriculumdocs/Grade10-CondomLesson.pdf

 

[Mr Natural]

And when buying condoms, if there's a cute girl behind the counter, always ask for the extra large size.

 

[strollingbones]

did i mention i taught sex ed?

 

[strollingbones]

aids wasnt a problem when i was young.....we used the lambskins

 

[uscitizen]

And when buying condoms, if there's a cute girl behind the counter, always ask for the extra large size.

so you find a retailer with an ugly condom sales person to get the proper size?

 

[masquerade]

I didn't know they still sold condoms behind any counter.

 

[Jos]

The instructions never say roll-back foreskin before putting on, as during sex the foreskin will roll back inside the condom putting strain on the latex

 

[strollingbones]

they dont....they are right therer next to the astroglide in walmart etc

 

[strollingbones]

what is this foreskin you speak of?

 

[Samson]

aids wasnt a problem when i was young.....we used the lambskins

Witch!

So you had to butcher a lamb whenever you wanted to have sex?

This explains quite a lot.

 

[uscitizen]

they dont....they are right therer next to the astroglide in walmart etc

But only to be used in approved positions and applications in my area of the world.

 

[Samson]

I didn't know they still sold condoms behind any counter.

I too got them from the Condom Elves.

 

[Blagger]

Apart from the obvious risks and consequences posed by sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy, surely you're just better-off not telling a woman where you live. Instead of using contraception.

Or is that just me?

 

[strollingbones]

fourtex or something was the name....they came in a little plastic case....the hardest thing was getting them out of the case lol

 

[strollingbones]

Apart from the obvious risks and consequences posed by sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy, surely you're just better-off not telling a woman where you live. Instead of using contraception.

Or is that just me?

just you...the rest of us...are the ...we all need to get laid...club members