How to "Make America Great Again"

"How to "Make America Great Again"

Tell Obama and Hillary, "You're Fired!"
 
  • Rather than attempting to unify your party and focus all your attention on the candidate of the other party in the upcoming election, create a Super PAC in an attempt to end the careers of your final two primary challengers in your party.
Trump Would Fund Super-PACs Aimed at Taking Down Cruz, Kasich
Petty cas . I bet you cant hop and chew gum at the same time.

Your incoherent post is ironically amusing.
I was typing at work in my car on a Tablet. Typos happen.
It's petty cash to him, chump change, no big deal and he can do more than one thing at a time. He's a multi-tasker.
 
  • Suggest that a foreign government of a global geopolitical rival hack into the email account of a major American political party that you are running against in the Presidential election.
 
Let's review

  • Mock handicapped people
  • Call decorated POWs "losers"
  • Get your military advice watching TV shows
  • Brand all Mexican immigrants as rapists, criminals, drug mules, and "some, I assume, are good people."
  • Be a crazy birfer
  • Insult Seventh-Day Adventists
  • Threaten lawsuits against someone running negative ads against you
  • Be so super thin-skinned that you feel the need to insult everyone and anyone
  • Say that a woman can't be President because she's ugly
  • Create a database of all persons of a specific religion
  • Ask Iowans how stupid are they?
  • Say that some protesters deserve to get roughed up.
  • Be a rassler
  • Stereotype Jews as not wanting to give anyone money
  • Deny entry into the country based on religion "until we know what's going on," including Americans of that religion
  • Praise the mob for the work they did for you.
  • Bask in the adulation of an anti-American who kills journalists and opposition politicians, shuts down the press, annexes the territory of a sovereign nation, and supports those who shoot down passenger planes, then apologize for him by equivocating that America is no better because the US "does a lot of killing too."
  • Introduce the word "schlonged" into the American political lexicon and apply it to your potential opponent, who is female.
  • Say that it is "disgusting" when a female goes to the bathroom.
  • Call a newspaper editor who criticizes you a "lowlife."
  • Believe that "Our military is a disaster."
  • Force Apple to build "their computers and other damn things in the country."
  • Imply that your supporters are mindless drones who lack moral character by saying that they'd still support you even if he stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot people.
  • Retweet a White Supremacist neo Nazi who supports you
  • Refuse to show up for a debate over a petty dispute with a network and anchor
  • Accuse your opponent of being dishonest because "he's Canadian."
  • Tell companies "to go fuck themselves."
  • Confuse a basic fact about the deal with Iran by refusing to pay Iran $150 billion because you don't understand that it is Iran's money. But nonetheless bluster that you would demand the Iranians do exactly what you want them to do or you'd walk out, and say that would force Iran to do exactly what you want. Coincidentally, and without a shred of irony, get into a dispute with Fox News over a debate in Iowa. Demand that Fox News do exactly what you want (remove Megyn Kelly as a moderator), or you'll walk out. And when Fox News refuses to do exactly what you want, you walk out. But Fox News ignores you and goes ahead with the debate anyways. Then, lose the Iowa caucus.
  • Threaten to sue your primary opponent for running negative ads against you.
  • Accuse a former President of deliberately lying to get us into the war in Iraq.
  • Make bringing jobs back from China a centerpiece of your campaign. Have your campaign hats made in China.
  • Say you'd like to punch a protester in the face.
  • Threaten the Speaker of the House
  • Feign ignorance of the Ku Klux Klan when they endorse you.
  • Say you hadn't heard of David Duke, even though he was an active and highly visible member of your party (at the time) when you were considering running for the party's leadership.
  • Say that your rival's father was with Lee Harvey Oswald when JFK
  • Imply that said rival's wife is ugly by tweeting her versus your own wife.
  • Threaten your opponent's wife.
  • Rather than make efforts to unite the party that has nominated you, keep attacking the party and your primary opponents two months after you won the primary.
  • Express your admiration for Saddam Hussein's brutal dictatorship and lack of rule of law for some things.
  • Say you are willing to not fulfill your treaty obligations if your allies are attacked, obliterating the alliance that has kept peace in Europe for 70 years.
  • Suggest that a foreign government of a global geopolitical rival hack into the email account of a major American political party that you are running against in the Presidential election.
  • Say we'd consider accepting the invasion and annexation of territory of the same country you suggest to hack into the email account of a major American political party that you are running against in the Presidential election.
 
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