HOw to Kill silently

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  1. Terry
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    Long Leaf Pine tree's! My husband will not let me take down another tree. I'm going crazy and my body hurts from trying to maintain my grounds because of these trees. They are everywhere. Here is one little sample but I have over 400 of them that line my property. If you look to the left, you will see some but this is only a very small portion of what I have. It takes me 4 hours with a blower just to clear my driveway, countless of hours mowing, mulching, and picking up the pine needles, my yard in many large areas the grass has died and it is dirt. What I want to do is kill a few trees naturally to where my Husband will not know it was me. LOL, there is also a problem in that some are so freaking high 80 feet, that if they come down they'll hit my house for sure.

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    Any solutions on how to kill them off?
     
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    Strap some C4 to the trunks and blow them things into matchsticks.
     
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    CG, I think my husband would figure that one out. LOL
     
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    I'm not sure what you hate about them, I think they're cool.
     
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    Guess you've never heard of Mexicans who do lawn work... If that doesn't work for you, any good chain saw should get the job done.
     
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    Find a chick from Kalifornistan and she'll make it happen.:eusa_drool:
     
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    Yeah they are cool unless you have to do all the yard work. I'm talking it takes 3 days just to do the normal stuff, that isn't weed eating either.
     
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    I have to do it to where the husband won't think it was me!
     
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    I understand, it's just a shame to lose all those trees out of convenience.

    If you do ever do it, try and save as much of the wood as possible and let it season and sell it or give it away as firewood. At least figure out some way to put it to good use.
     

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