How To Impress A Woman

[manu1959]

How To Impress A Woman

* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man

* Show up naked ... Don't block the TV

 

[Annie]

How To Impress A Woman

* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man

* Show up naked ... Don't block the TV

By Jove, I think you got it!

 

[Bonnie]

I like that!! But sometimes us gals like the men naked and not blocking the TV as well.

 

[Shattered]

I like that!! But sometimes us gals like the men naked and not blocking the TV as well.

Depends on what's on TV, and what they're carrying/holding while they're standing there.

 

[Bonnie]

Depends on what's on TV, and what they're carrying/holding while they're standing there.

 

[dilloduck]

Now what could this guy possibly be carrying that would make him more interesting than wearing only his birthday suit?

 

[fuzzykitten99]

well, its the truth.

men are like microwaves and women are like conventional ovens.

 

[Joz]

Now what could this guy possibly be carrying that would make him more interesting than wearing only his birthday suit?

Chocolate, diamonds......living will

 

[dilloduck]

Chocolate, diamonds......living will

ahhhhhhhhhh romantic sex AND buy em off-----that's easy enough !!

 

[Bonnie]

Chocolate, diamonds......living will

In that order!! :tng: LOL

 

[dilloduck]

In that order!! :tng: LOL

and y'all wonder why we go "ahhhhh hell with it-lets grab a beer and watch football" :

 

[Bonnie]

and y'all wonder why we go "ahhhhh hell with it-lets grab a beer and watch football" :

I like football and sometimes beer. Not as much as Chocolate and a good movie though.

So hows about naked man, with chocolate and beer, who will let me watch a good movie every now and then without grabbing the remote to change channels constantly?? :teeth:

 

[manu1959]

well, its the truth.

men are like microwaves and women are like conventional ovens.

Precise and accurate vs taking forever to warm up and never quite hitting the required temperature so you have to sticlk someting in the meat to see if it is done?

 

[dilloduck]

I like football and sometimes beer. Not as much as Chocolate and a good movie though.

So hows about naked man, with chocolate and beer, who will let me watch a good movie every now and then without grabbing the remote to change channels constantly?? :teeth:

God I love a woman who is willing to compromise !!! its a deal !!!!!!

 

[Bonnie]

Precise and accurate vs taking forever to warm up and never quite hitting the required temperature so you have to sticlk someting in the meat to see if it is done?

clever!!

 

[no1tovote4]

I'm just waiting for the time when my wife can be comfortable without having to constantly be talking....

:tng:

 

[5stringJeff]

I'm just waiting for the time when my wife can be comfortable without having to constantly be talking....

:tng:

 

[MyName]

I'm just waiting for the time when my wife can be comfortable without having to constantly be talking....

:tng:

I feel your pain.
Im just waiting for the time when my husband can be comfortable without having to constantly be breathing....

 

[dilloduck]

I feel your pain.
Im just waiting for the time when my husband can be comfortable without having to constantly be breathing....

can't a spouse pull the plug?

 

[MyName]

can't a spouse pull the plug?

Oh dillo....you SUCK! lol :blah2: :blah2: :blah2: