How to immigrate to Germany and to enjoy all benefits of its welfare state?

[Baron]

1. Accumulate good knowelage of Quran
2. Prepare physician attests you are an imbecile or victim of cousin marriage
3. Marry 4 women, produce lot of kids
4. A police huge criminal report is .a benefit for you
5. Prove you have not working skill
6 Illiteracy makes you more welcome
7. Blame Putin, Assad and Trump for everything
8. Show empathy to ISIS and Merkel
9 Study in German language words like Asylum, Social Security Office, Food Stamps, Racism, that's enough to live life long at costs German taxpayers

Crossing German Border cry loud "Asylum", "I love Ben Laden" and "I'm a guest of Merkel "

Welcome to Germany!Merkel loves you!

 

[Stratford57]

Great post, Baron! However it looks like it's a lot easier to immigrate to Germany; you only have to say 5 magic words at the border: "I am a Syrian refugee" (you don't even have to prove it anymore).

 

[Baron]

Great post, Baron! However it looks like it's a lot easier to immigrate to Germany; you only have to say 5 magic words at the border: "I am a Syrian refugee" (you don't even have to prove it anymore).

You shall say magic Words like 'I'm an ISIS Fighter, a Guest of Merkel and hate all Christians'

That's enough

E.g.

'Bin Laden bodyguard' on German welfare

A Tunisian man who once allegedly protected Osama Bin Laden has lived in Germany since 1997 and gets €1,168 (£1,022) a month in welfare payments.

'Bin Laden bodyguard' on German welfare

 

[Baron]

More and more Germans getting poor, Merkel has money only for Muslims.