How to get shot by the Police.

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    First you need to get their attention. Break the law, or just get lucky and get pulled over with a light out. You can also drive around drug areas, or a warehouse area at night.

    Next jump out of the car and run at the patrol car and do not follow their directions, it is good to carry something shiny in you hands. Yelling and cursing is a plus.

    Pull away and reach for your belt, keep doing anything he has told you not to. Yell and attract attention so that someone will pull out a cell phone to record your death. Grab his gun at this time and use it. Run if you have a dead body in the trunk of the car.

    Have a gun and come out of the car shooting, you have the advantage.

    Refuse to get out of the car and when they try to get you out grab the cops gun. This works every time.

    The most stupid is to resist arrest and after you get the crap beat out of you by just one cop.. If the cop asks you just what in the Hell were you thinking and you respond "I was just wanting to see what you would do". Honest this happened to me and the guy was a member of Hells Angles. Nut case.

    PS: you can always claim you got scared.
     
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    Here's one doing just that!

     
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    Here's another.

     
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    Oh I have a much easier way. Far less effort.

    Be riding home on the trolley car and get so lost in thought that you miss your stop and have to walk back a block to get to your house. And be the only person on the street at the time, who doesn't in the slightest resemble the description by the murder witness.

    Works like a charm.
     
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    You forgot live in a high crime area or drive through one. Wait until there is a store holdup involving a gun. Also may want to consider choosing the day after an officer was shot or killed. Seriously, it seems some officers resort to the gun faster than they should. Training certainly plays a part, recruiting may too.
     
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    Lay on the ground with your hands up. Obey the officers commands and raise your hands when instructed. Be taken hostage by criminal. The list is endless. The one unifying factor is that the cops will shoot when it is necessary. When it is not advisable, and especially when it is stupid.
     
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    Here's another way to get shot.

     
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    Police seem to be a bit quick on the trigger, but I might be jumpy too if I had that job. This video should be mandatory viewing in all inner city schools.

     
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    What you say is true. In the police acd they teach to shoot until you are out of ammo. This might be outdated since some of the Automatics carry 16 rounds and that seems like over kill. During a trial they could ask the Cop, why did you shoot the suspect 16 times, and you respond, I ran out of bullets.
     
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    I have never seen that mv and that is funny and true. LOL
     

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