How To Catch A Wild Pig

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  1. PLYMCO_PILGRIM
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYceOBDKOEQ]YouTube - How to Catch a Wild Pig[/ame]

    For those that would rather read instead of watch.


    A chemistry professor at a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government.

    In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again.

    You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat; you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.

    Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

    The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. While we continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time.


    I got that in an email a long time ago.
     
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    What happens if you give the pigs the right to bear arms and opposable thumbs?
     
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    you ask them to trade them for free corn....
     
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    Strange, that someone with that opinion should find himself in an AMERICAN classroom. So, I guess he's thinks he's a wild pig.
     
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    Thanks .There's none so blind as those who will not see.
     
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    The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. While we continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time.

    Similar stories have been around for decades. The only difference is the added sentence, which really has nothing to do with the rest of it. Who are "we" in the context of the captured pigs??? Although I agree that government assistance is overboard, what "freedoms" have you lost? I haven't lost any. Ever. None, nada, zip, zilch, zero.
     
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    You win today's troll award. Congratulations!!!!

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    Its a cautionary tale MaggieMae.
     
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    I would say that after a year of the liar Obama, and eight years of the clown show Bush, that even the pigs understand there's a fence coming. Scott Brown proved that.
     
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    Troll? What am I "trolling"??? Do you even know what it means?
     
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