(According to De Sade, not "me") Unless you do the following, or meet the following qualifications, you're not a bad person. You must devote every second of every amount of time you have on planet Earth to: 1. Raping, murdering, torturing children 2. Commuting incest with your sons and daughters and burning them alive 3. Holding orgies and engaging in bestiality, cannibalism, sodomy, and consumption of fecal matter 4. Not only actively doing evil, but most importantly, never doing good 5. Inventing torture devices and testing them on innocent men, women, children, and animals 6. Ripping the genitals off of your own mothers and fathers 7. Forcing people to drink acid which rends their entrails 8. Masturbating to all of the above while it is being done and consuming the semen --- Unless you have done, and commit every second of your life to doing any and/or all of the following things, you will never win or succeed at being a "badass" or a "bad person", nor will Satan ever accept you as one of his own. All you will get is a "participation award", if the only "bad" things you've done in your life include looking at porn, having consentual sex with someone you aren't legally married to, refusing to donate to a scammy charity, skipping church, sleeping with a man or woman who was in a relationship with someone else, smoked cigarettes or experimented with a recreational drug as a teenager, watching an R-rated horror film, played an M-rated video game, ridden a 500cc Harley Davidson with perfect wax and scratch resistance, been to a strip-club, said "Goddammit", shoplifted something less than $50, been fired from a part-time job, received assistance from food stamps, gotten a real or fake tattoo, listened to a Gangsta rap song, lied about your age when you were under 21 to get a beer or get into a nightclub, read about evolutionary psychology or looked up a few Machiavelli, Hitler or Stalin Quotes, played Dungeons and Dragons, lost your virginity prior to marriage, committed a minor crime without realising it and not getting caught, read a book on picking up guys/girls, or "the Joy of Sex", used the word "red pill" in a serious sentence, visited a conspiracy theory website, downloaded movie using a torrent, played a mean prank as a kid, told a few dirty jokes, said something mean to your boyfriend, girlfriend, mother, father, teacher, used a cheat code on your Super Nintendo, Nintendo or Sega Genesis, cheated on your math test at age 6, visited an atheist convention, said "no" to someone, such as your mother, father, teacher, church, boss, brother, sister, girlfriend, boyfriend, an "authority" figure on the media, church, taken a mild but not illegal or immoral risk, driven a car while possibly under the influence of something, used condoms or birth control, and so forth ridden a book about a thinking man or woman more intelligent, articulate, or beautiful in some way or another than your mother, father, husband, wife, son, or daughter, disagreed with something or anything which your favorite scammy mass media says, been late, purchased an overpriced or ineffectual sex toy at a sex shop, owned a bong, intentionally or otherwise to an appointment, or declined to "be in a hurry", gotten a full 8 hours of sleep, decided not to work for a worthless employer, used humor in bad taste, disagreed with a doctor's advice, broken an informal, or non legally binding contract, defaulted on an illegal loan or debt, used a disparaging term on or against someone on the internet. used poor etiquette in public or private, avoided saying "yes" to a simple command given by one with very poor etiquette who apparently doesn't even have the basic enough etiquette or social skills enough to simply ask someone or use good etiquette or manners without merely "arguing from a position of the rules", whatever that is or "they" even actually are to begin with, called out a childish argument from authority fallacy or an idiot using a free online psyche test, IQ test, or practicing medicine on his own "without a license", so to speak, told someone the difference in theory or practice when it comes to "banning" something and that there's not a snowball's chance in hell of it actually happening in theory or in practice, due to them being ignorant of the basic rudimentary facts of their own legal, court or justice system, or the various legal, moral or intellectual philosophies from which they are arguing or basing their archaic, often outdated 19th century axioms on to begin with, or whatever dumbed down, anti-intellectual, 6th grade or 100 IQ reading level version of that nonsense their childish, anti-intellectual or antisocial, addictive mass media is marketed to or being marketed to to begin with - and the actual difference between that or it in theory as opposed to practice, etc.... Satan will merely laugh at you, and tell you to go play with the good little boys and girls back in the Sunday School class. Compared to "Satan's Saints" - Such as Marquis De Sade, Jeffery Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy, Westley Allan Dodd, Otis Tool, Gilles de Rais, Elizabeth Bathory, Myra Hinly - who are essentially in the "Major league" of evildoing, akin to the Tiger Woods' of evildoers, you are just a naïve little child still playing Putt-Putt. So if you really want to be evil, and be accepted by your little sky Daddy Satan, start by reading the uncensored 120 Days of Sodom (if you dare; and don't blame me if you get into severe legal trouble, I'm in no way advocating this, if that's not obvious, merely making a commentary on what a true nihilist philosophy is).